

Horsey Game
Everything is a horse. Beneath the deliberately crude and memey aesthetic is a surprisingly legit breeding, racing and genetics sim with DNA mechanics far more intricate than they have any right to be. The whole thing rewards experimentation in ways that keep surprising you, and the physics-based racing is consistently hilarious. You will create abominations. You will race them. You will gamble until you’re broke and need to shovel shit for fifty bucks behind the track. Loved it.
Played onPC
Platforms
Release Date
18 Feb 2026
Developer
Publisher
Genres
,
Modes
Themes
About
Collect Horses. Breed Horses. Race Horses. Genetically Modify Horses. Create a Horse paradise or just get rich!



